Life Lessons

Thought I might share some of the life's musings I have learned over the years:
- You do not need that tool in the shed, until you loan it.
- You will never make enough or accumulate enough to be content. You just have to be.
- Rearview mirror is your past, so what's the point?
- Whoever said "it doesn't matter if you win or lose, its how you play the game" was obiously the loser.
- Some winners do cheat and some cheaters do win, so just accept it and move on.
- Without evil there cannot be good. Think about it.
- If you think your hair looks bad or your jeans make you look fat, it does. So don't ask someone to lie.
- Cats know something we don't.
- The only way to receive true unconditional love is from a dog.
- You can generally trust a guy who whistles.
- McDonalds, WalMart, Budweiser, and Marlboro are not to blame, we are.
- Plan B should really be Plan A.
- What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive - OK I borrowed that one, but it is true.
- Enemies are easier to make than friends.
- If you have to ask if you talk too much, shut up.
- Women probably are from Mars, that would expain why they are so out there.
- Men probably are from Venus, the name reminds me of something...
- Kids are your past coming back to haunt you.
- The drinking age should be the same as the voting/draft age, but the driving age should be 21.
- You will not appreciate your parents until you have kids of your own.
- You will not appreciate your grandparents until they are gone.
- You will not appreciate privacy until you have children.
- You will not appreciate the romote control until it is lost.
- mp3 players are a gift from God.
- If you like it, it is bad for you.
- The goal in life should be to have more people show up at your funeral than at your birth.
- A sandwich made by someone else always taste better
- Luck favors the prepared
- People will do more to avoid pain than to receive pleasure.
- Nothing worth doing is easy
And finally...
- If you have to blog it is becaue nobody else will listen to you.